ladymalchav:

into-the-snogbox:

dersekingdom:

extremeironystrider:

dersekingdom:

extremeironystrider:

dersekingdom:

extremeironystrider:

dersekingdom:

rinnychan99:

dersekingdom:

YOU SEE THESE MOTHER FUCKERS RIGHT HERE? THEY ARE POOL NOODLES AND THEY ARE METAL AS FUCK THEY COME IN ALL SHAPES AND COLORS SOMETIMES EVEN PATTERNS WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE YOU KNOW YOU WERE GANGSTER IF YOU HAD THESE BITCHES DIVE INTO THE FUCKING POOL FOR ONE OF THESE THEY FLOAT AND YOU CAN TRY INK THEM BUT THESE BITCHES JUST POP BACK UP IF YOU CAN’T SWIM IT’S IGHT THEY GOT YOU THEY NEVER LET YOU DOWN YOU COULD ALSO PLAY KNIGHT AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR FRIEND WITH IT LIFE JACKETS? FUCK THAT POOL NOODLES GOT ME EVERY FUCKING COLOR. YOU FRUITY AS HELL? GET EVERY COLOR FOR THE FLAG AND WATCH THEM FLOAT. YEAH THESE WERE MY HOMIES WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND WHEN I WALK DOWN THE AISLE THEY GONNA BE THERE IN FUCKING TUXEDOS AND GODDAMN THEY’RE GONNA BE MY BEST MEN.

…These used to give me rashes, actually

METAL AS FUCK


MOTHER FUCKER I THINK YOU FORGOT THAT THESE FUCKIN’ NOODLES COULD BECOME A GODDAMN THRONE OF WATER. LOOK AT THAT BITCH SHE’S QUEEN OF THE GODDAMN POOL. NOBODY FUCKS WITH A NOODLE NOT EVEN ONCE, IF YOU WHERE RIDIN’ ONE OF THESE SICK ASS BITCHES YOU WHERE A MOTHERFUCKING TANK. 
YOU INTO AMERICA? WELL DON’T WORRY THE NOODLES GOT ‘YAH. BACKIN YOU UP FUCKIN’ FREEDOM STYLE, THEY’LL KEEP YOU FREE AND STOP TERRIOST GODDAMNIT. 

YOU WANNA RE=DO STAR WARS, WELL DON’T WORRY MOTHERFUCKER. THESE TIGHT ASS BITCHES GOT YAH LIKE A FUCKIN CULT. 

OMFG I THINK I LOVE YOU. BUT YOU FORGOT ONE MORE THING:
YOU WANNA GO RULE ATLANTIS? IGHT MOTHER FUCKER, GET ON YOUR TRUNKS AND GRAB YOUR POWERADE BECAUSE BITCH WERE GONNA TAKE OVER KINGDOMS WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKERS.
WE DONT PLAY GAMES HERE, WE FUCKING START WARS. 

VIVA LA NOODLE-CION! 

MAN YOU FORGOT JUST ONE THING.

THAT WE’RE STARTING A GODDAMN ZOO MOTHERFUCKER.
LOOK AT THOSE LIL’SHITS, CUTE AS FUCK. DOWN RIGHT ADORABLE.
AND IF THAT AIN’T ENOUGH FOR YOU SICK BASTARDS. THEN LOOK AT THESE LIL’SHITS.

FUCKIN GLOW IN THE DARK IS WHERE IT’S AT YO, NEED TO SEE UNDER WATER AT NIGHT? MAYBE BECOME A SPY FOR ‘MURICA. WELL DON’T WORRY THESE BITCHES WILL YOU GET YOU INTO A FUCKING BASE IN NO TIME, SOMEBODY SEEN YOU? DON’T WORRY SLAP THAT MOTHERFUCKER OUT WITH A NOODLE.
NOODLE VIETNAM!

THIS IS WHY I FOLLOW YOU. BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE! 
IF YOU CANT FUCKING AFFORD TO MAKE A COSPLAY FOR GODDAMN OTAKON, THATS IGHT ; YOU CAN BE SPIDER MAN. MOTHER FUCKING UNWANTED SPIDER MAN. 

LOOK AT THAT CRAFTSMANSHIP BITCHES. YOULL BE SURE TO WIN JUDGE’S CHOICE AND GODDAMN FIRST PLACE IN THE HALL CONTEST. YOU STRUT THOSE GODDAMN NOODLE LEGS, GURL. YOU STRUT THEM. 

man that’s actually pretty sick though
BUT BITCH WE STILL GOING THROUGH SOME SHIT AND IN CHINA THEY KNOW THE WAY OF THE NOODLE. 

I MEAN LOOK AT THIS SHIT, FUCKING DRAWING THAT’S WHAT. CHILLING WITH FRIENDS AND LOOKING LIKE SWAG TANKS WITH THEIR GODDAMN NOODLES.
SEE WE AIN’T GOT TIME FOR NO BULLSHIT RIPOFFS.
SO SIT DOWN, RELAX, AND BEAT A BITCH WITH A NOODLE YOU LIL’BEAST.

MUTHAFUCKIN’ CTHULHU.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

WHEN I WAS LEARNING TO SWIM WE CALLED THEM WOGGLES AND THAT IS FUCKING ACCURATE OF HOW THEY MOVE BECAUSE THERE IS LITERALLY NO OTHER WAY TO DESCRIBE THESE MOTHERFUCKING BAD ASS WEAPONS OF WATER WARS

Y’ALL ARE FORGETTING THE BEST PART
ALL YOU NEED ARE A MOUTH AND A NOODLE AND YOU’VE GOT A MOTHER FUCKING WATER CANNON

GET ONE LONG ENOUGH AND YOU CAN USE YOUR CANNON AS A THRONE WHILE YOU BLAST MOTHERFUCKERS AWAY

AND IF YOU WERE REALLY COOL
YOU HAD

MOTHER

FUCKING

CONNECTORS

THANKS RIGHT
THESE WEREN’T JUST THE ABSOLUTE GODDAMN BEST WATER TOYS EVER
THEY WERE ALSO THE MOTHERFUCKING LEGO OF THE SEA

ladymalchav:

into-the-snogbox:

dersekingdom:

extremeironystrider:

dersekingdom:

extremeironystrider:

dersekingdom:

extremeironystrider:

dersekingdom:

rinnychan99:

dersekingdom:

YOU SEE THESE MOTHER FUCKERS RIGHT HERE?
THEY ARE POOL NOODLES AND THEY ARE METAL AS FUCK
THEY COME IN ALL SHAPES AND COLORS
SOMETIMES EVEN PATTERNS
WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE YOU KNOW YOU WERE GANGSTER IF YOU HAD THESE
BITCHES DIVE INTO THE FUCKING POOL FOR ONE OF THESE
THEY FLOAT AND YOU CAN TRY INK THEM
BUT THESE BITCHES JUST POP BACK UP
IF YOU CAN’T SWIM IT’S IGHT THEY GOT YOU
THEY NEVER LET YOU DOWN
YOU COULD ALSO PLAY KNIGHT AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR FRIEND WITH IT
LIFE JACKETS?
FUCK THAT POOL NOODLES GOT ME
EVERY FUCKING COLOR.
YOU FRUITY AS HELL?
GET EVERY COLOR FOR THE FLAG AND WATCH THEM FLOAT.
YEAH THESE WERE MY HOMIES WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND WHEN I WALK DOWN THE AISLE THEY GONNA BE THERE IN FUCKING TUXEDOS AND GODDAMN THEY’RE GONNA BE MY BEST MEN.

…These used to give me rashes, actually

METAL AS FUCK

image

MOTHER FUCKER I THINK YOU FORGOT THAT THESE FUCKIN’ NOODLES COULD BECOME A GODDAMN THRONE OF WATER. LOOK AT THAT BITCH SHE’S QUEEN OF THE GODDAMN POOL. NOBODY FUCKS WITH A NOODLE NOT EVEN ONCE, IF YOU WHERE RIDIN’ ONE OF THESE SICK ASS BITCHES YOU WHERE A MOTHERFUCKING TANK. image

YOU INTO AMERICA? WELL DON’T WORRY THE NOODLES GOT ‘YAH. BACKIN YOU UP FUCKIN’ FREEDOM STYLE, THEY’LL KEEP YOU FREE AND STOP TERRIOST GODDAMNIT. 

image

YOU WANNA RE=DO STAR WARS, WELL DON’T WORRY MOTHERFUCKER. THESE TIGHT ASS BITCHES GOT YAH LIKE A FUCKIN CULT. 

OMFG I THINK I LOVE YOU. BUT YOU FORGOT ONE MORE THING:

YOU WANNA GO RULE ATLANTIS? IGHT MOTHER FUCKER, GET ON YOUR TRUNKS AND GRAB YOUR POWERADE BECAUSE BITCH WERE GONNA TAKE OVER KINGDOMS WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKERS.

WE DONT PLAY GAMES HERE, WE FUCKING START WARS. 

image

VIVA LA NOODLE-CION! 

MAN YOU FORGOT JUST ONE THING.

image

THAT WE’RE STARTING A GODDAMN ZOO MOTHERFUCKER.

LOOK AT THOSE LIL’SHITS, CUTE AS FUCK. DOWN RIGHT ADORABLE.

AND IF THAT AIN’T ENOUGH FOR YOU SICK BASTARDS. THEN LOOK AT THESE LIL’SHITS.

image

FUCKIN GLOW IN THE DARK IS WHERE IT’S AT YO, NEED TO SEE UNDER WATER AT NIGHT? MAYBE BECOME A SPY FOR ‘MURICA. WELL DON’T WORRY THESE BITCHES WILL YOU GET YOU INTO A FUCKING BASE IN NO TIME, SOMEBODY SEEN YOU? DON’T WORRY SLAP THAT MOTHERFUCKER OUT WITH A NOODLE.

NOODLE VIETNAM!

THIS IS WHY I FOLLOW YOU. BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE! 

IF YOU CANT FUCKING AFFORD TO MAKE A COSPLAY FOR GODDAMN OTAKON, THATS IGHT ; YOU CAN BE SPIDER MAN. MOTHER FUCKING UNWANTED SPIDER MAN. 

image

LOOK AT THAT CRAFTSMANSHIP BITCHES. YOULL BE SURE TO WIN JUDGE’S CHOICE AND GODDAMN FIRST PLACE IN THE HALL CONTEST. YOU STRUT THOSE GODDAMN NOODLE LEGS, GURL. YOU STRUT THEM. 

man that’s actually pretty sick though

BUT BITCH WE STILL GOING THROUGH SOME SHIT AND IN CHINA THEY KNOW THE WAY OF THE NOODLE.image 

image

I MEAN LOOK AT THIS SHIT, FUCKING DRAWING THAT’S WHAT. CHILLING WITH FRIENDS AND LOOKING LIKE SWAG TANKS WITH THEIR GODDAMN NOODLES.

SEE WE AIN’T GOT TIME FOR NO BULLSHIT RIPOFFS.

SO SIT DOWN, RELAX, AND BEAT A BITCH WITH A NOODLE YOU LIL’BEAST.

image

MUTHAFUCKIN’ CTHULHU.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

WHEN I WAS LEARNING TO SWIM WE CALLED THEM WOGGLES AND THAT IS FUCKING ACCURATE OF HOW THEY MOVE BECAUSE THERE IS LITERALLY NO OTHER WAY TO DESCRIBE THESE MOTHERFUCKING BAD ASS WEAPONS OF WATER WARS

Y’ALL ARE FORGETTING THE BEST PART

ALL YOU NEED ARE A MOUTH AND A NOODLE AND YOU’VE GOT A MOTHER FUCKING WATER CANNON

image

GET ONE LONG ENOUGH AND YOU CAN USE YOUR CANNON AS A THRONE WHILE YOU BLAST MOTHERFUCKERS AWAY

image

AND IF YOU WERE REALLY COOL

YOU HAD

image


MOTHER

image

FUCKING

image

CONNECTORS

image

THANKS RIGHT

THESE WEREN’T JUST THE ABSOLUTE GODDAMN BEST WATER TOYS EVER

THEY WERE ALSO THE MOTHERFUCKING LEGO OF THE SEA

image

mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

69shadesofgray:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

wingsinthemorning:

College in two sentences or less.

I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.

accurate

(Source: failnation)

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

rockthatlookslikeafacerock:

Thats it. Thats the whole comic.

rockthatlookslikeafacerock:

Thats it. Thats the whole comic.

joshunf:


if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

(Source: precumming)

heliolisk:

I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me

willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

(Source: dailystews)

itsallinthemindyaknow:

only filter i need

nonomella:

today a ten year old called me fat in front of the class and i told him it was because i eat all my rude students